After blowing up Korafax, TFO decided to take a little personal time and have a party at the new place: Disco Tower.
When we zoned in we found the place’s main entertainment, DJ Mindblight.
Unfortunately, he really really sucked, so we had to “drop the beat” on him.
As we ventured further into the club, we were faced with a guild leader’s greatest fear: A DANCE BATTLE. Although they sent their best challengers (even two at once for a double-dance off):
They were NO MATCH for TFO’s K-Pop inspired moves!
Next we ran into a pimp trying to trick out his girls.
Until we kicked his ass and laughed at him.
We had to kill 4 bouncers in order to get access to the VIP area.
Where we found, uhh, THIS….
Now TFO is into some freaky stuff (especially Tanulie), in fact some people call us The Freaky Order– but this is beyond the pale. TFO does not condone date rape!
Continuing on, we found ourselves in ever guild leader’s nightmare: ANOTHER DANCE BATTLE. This time with the club owner looking on. We even had to dance-off against something that HAD NO LEGS. HOW DO YOU DO THIS SOE?!?
Regardless, TFO managed to embarrass them in front of the cool kids on our very first attempt.
Finally, we went up to the penthouse to complain to the owner about how crappy his club has been,
buuuuuuuuuuut he got really pissy and tried to kick us out. We were only defending ourselves (we swear, we have witnessess) and yada yada yada he *accidentally* died.
Whatever we didn’t like him anyways. Were are SO OVER this Disco Tower. In a few weeks we plan to check out some new club, so secret nobody’s heard of it. Someplace without a lot of posers, losers, or fascist owners. Somewhere underground. Somewhere…….Underfoot.